Warnings: OOC, implied rape, violence, implied lemon, A/U, yaoi and fucked up ages...
Pairings: GokuxVegeta, FreizaxVegeta
Disclaimer: Hehe, if I actually owned it, I'd make all my crazy little ideas apart of the show... if you hadn't guessed,
No, I don't own it...
Gaz san: Well, well, well... here we are, you, me and my first DBZ fanfiction, interesting stuff, hopefully it won't be
too shit. I'll try my best not to disgrace the much beloved GokuxVegeta pairing...
Anyways, I know doesn't allow NC-17s,
so therefore you people are lucky you don't have to suffer through my shitty attempt at a lemon or a rape, but... if anyone
wants to type one up for me, i'll post it on some website that allows it... if you wanna of course...
One more thing. This fic is set during the Saiyan Saga, then moves on to the Namek Saga. Please note that I haven't watched
these particular sagas since they first came out in Australia, all those years ago. Therefore I don't remember any words spoken,
only stuff I've picked up from other fanfictions, so the things they say will be different and so will the fights most likely...
Please forgive me...
Enough of me!! Let us begin cracks knuckles
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My Guardian, chapter 1
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Darkness. Warm, and comforting. It consumes my entire being with it's gentle hands. I can vaguely hear my 'brother' in
his dying ramblings, declaring to Piccolo that two more like him are coming, but both are much stronger. I don't give it a
second thought though, I'm dying, maybe already dead, who knows? Who cares? I'm just floating on this sea of black, for once
in my life, I'm in no hurry. No chasing after the dragonballs with Bulma, no hurrying to please my 'lovely' wife Chichi or
my son Gohan, and no training my hardest so I can best whatever enemies will pop up next. I'm calm and happy for probably
the first time in my life after I met Bulma. Black if such a nice colour, nothing gets in, nothing gets out, no white shining
and hurting my eyes. Nope, just blissful black.
But something is wrong. The darkness is being shaken. No! Stop It! Whoever you are, leave me in peace! Just let me float
for the rest of eternity! Whoever was does, unfortunately, isn't a mindreader, and soon light starts creeping up on the horizen
of my vision, much like the dawn I use to watch every morning from my home. The light quickly grows and starts burning my
eyes, and I am suddenly aware of hands on my shoulders. I snap my eyes open then snap them shut just as quick and hiss angrily
at the evil light. I heard a soft chuckle above me and slowly cracked my eyes open, letting them ajust to the silouhette of
the bumhole who pulled me from my comfort.
"Heh, sorry mate, didn't mean to wake ya, it's just that, you've been lyin' there for a while and I was gettin' kinda worried,"
his voice was old and tired, with an accent I couldn't place.
I mumble some curse words under my breath and slowly sit up, gazing at the unfamiliar place. Tiles and people, as far as
the eye could see. The was no sky, just white, almost like a really thick fog. There was no ground, just tiles. The people
just stood in single file, all facing towards a yellow house, but unlike the lines in a bank, these people were in no hurry
to get anywhere, I wonder why. I also wonder where the HELL am I?!
"Ohhh, shiiit..." I mutter, panic quickly rising, "Chichi is gonna KILL me if I'm late for dinner AGAIN!"
The man next to me chuckled again. I couldn't help but feel agitated that my impending doom was funny to him.
"Well, thats gonna be hard... but if she manages it, she'd be quite a woman." He paused to think about it, then softly
smiled at me, "Sorry boy, but someone beat her to it... You're dead..."
I paused to let in seep in. I was DEAD?! How the fu--. Suddenly the memories flooded back to me: Alien, Gohan, kidnapped,
Piccolo, fight, Raditzu, brother, hot searing pain... death... Well, isn't that a kick in the face?!
"You remember now? It should come back to you now that you know that you're dead...", The man explained, but I paid no
attention to him, only quickly observing the different people that stood quickly in line, waiting for... Ok, I'm not quite
sure what they were waiting for, but I have a feeling it isn't one of those amusement park rides I took Gohan to once. I was
about to ask the guy about it when another man, this one was all red with a horn came running up to us, hope was clear on
his face.
"Excuse me sirs, are either of you Son Goku? Please let one of you be Son Goku..." He pleaded with us, as if that even
if I wasn't, I could somehow change into Goku.
"I'm Son Goku." I answer.
The red guy let out a huge sigh of relief and walked more calmly towards us. "Mr Son, will you please come with me, it
is very important that Lord Enma sees you A.S.A.P." He turned and started walking towards the house.
'Heh, at least I don't have to wait like all these people,' I thought smugly, 'so long suckers!' But instead of saying
anything, I gave a thankyou nod to the other man and ran to catch up to red gu--, I'm going to call him Reddy from now on.
For a little guy, Reddy sure does walk fast. I walked next to him, staring, hoping to get some information outta him as to
why I'M so important, but he said nothing, didn't even look at me. How rude.
The house approached quickly and I was ushered inside while Reddy stopped the next people from coming inside. I turned
to see a huge desk at the end of the room, covered with disorganised papers and a frazzled looking man, a HUGE frazzled looking
man. His skin was a dark pinkish colour and thick, wild hair covered his face and head. In fact, if he wasn't wearing a suit,
he'd look just like Chichi's dad, The Ox King, the horns and everything, I wonder if they are related in any way. By the way
he was rubbing his forehead, I'd say he felt a headache coming, or he already had one. After about a minute of uncomfortable
shifting and fidgeting with my gi, I loudly cleared my thought, to get his attention.
His head snapped up angrily, he inspected me for a moment, muttered something then turned back to the paper he had been
staring so intently at. Then, his eyes widened, he looked back at me, then back at the page, it was actually quite funny,
I have never seen anyone actually do that before, only in the cartoons that Gohan watches sometimes.
"Y-you! Are you Son Goku?!" He was just as desparate as Reddy. I gave him a nod and his hand went to his temple again,
but this time, he looked relieved. "Finally! We've been waiting for you for a while now, you had me worried. Now, lets get
started!" He gestured a door on his right, with a smile, "Go through this door, go down the path until you reach the very
end, you'll see a little planet, go to it. Make sure you don't fall off the side into the yellow clouds of HFIL or else you
won't be able to get back up. Am I clear?" I nodded, and I started to wonder if this guy had kids, maybe he is Chichi's real
father and the Ox King is just looking after her, or something.
With a smile on his face, the one I presumed to be Lord Enma pushed the door and shut it behind me. I stared in awe of
what lay before me: A huge serpant sketched off into the distance with various twists and turns and loops. Once again, there
was no ground, just the yellow clouds of HFIL he had mentioned before. And the sky, it was a strange pink colour, the type
new-born girls' blankets would be, soft, yet strangely in-your-face.
I hesitantly stepped out onto what appeared to the serpant's stomach, half expecting it to wake up and eat me or something.
I started what looked like it would be a long journey wearily. While I'm not usually an overly suspicious person, something
about this place rubbed me the wrong way. I looked at the clouds over the sides, judging by the occasional flashes, I'd say
there was a storm going on down there. Although I have flown above clouds many times, I never have during a storm, and I have
to say that it is a weird feeling, you can almost feel the electricity in the air. Quite Freaky.
I had the sudden urge to run, that I had to be somewhere and spending anymore time sightseeing make someone angry with
me, or hurt someone. So I did. Running a few steps, I launched myself into the air. I followed the path carefully but skipping
the loops all together. I don't even know why I was in such a hurry. I may act like an idiot, but that doesn't mean I'm ignorant,
I like to know things and I realise a lot more then my friends give me credit for. I upsets me when they make fun of my intelligence,
wait, it doesn't upset me, it make me angry. Does it make me a bad person to have thoughts of hurting my friends? My wife?
Even my son?
I stop my thoughts there, spying the end quickly approaching, and the planet I was suppose to go to above it. Small and
green, I could actually see trees, a path and a house... but, where was the atmosphere? The stratosphere? Or any of the other
spheres? Geez, nothing makes sense when you're dead.
Wearily, I flew over to the planet, eyeing the small yellow dome and looking around for whoever or whatever I was suppose
to do here. I soon heard shuffling from within the house, then a crash, then swearing at someone named 'Bubbles', then a small
blue bug-like man stomped out, grumbling under his breath. Then he caught sight of me.
"Ah! You must be Goku! You're a little late but that doesn't matter. Well? What are you standing there for? Follow me and
I'll explain what I want you to do." What a strange combination he is: The appearance of a man-bug, a voice that I could only
referance to a pig (if one could talk), the grace of an elephant and I'll bet anything that he is as stubborn as a mule. It's
like some escapee from a science lab, where that take bad qualities out of animals and mix them together in a human body!
Despite my thoughts, I still followed him silently, although quitely growing agitated at being left out of some important
information, even when it concerns me! Lucky for the 'thing' in front of me, he started explaining things.
"Well, lets get started! My name is King Kai, this is my planet. No need to introduce yourself, we know all about you,
that's what made us choose you to help."
"What? Do you want me to fight something for you? And where are we? The big pink guy didn't tell me anything apart from
how to get here." I inwardly winced at how rude I was, I hoped he didn't get the wrong impression. But I don't think he noticed.
"I guess you could call this heaven, but it isn't really. You, and many before you have come down Snake Way to train. This
is a spot where warriors with good hearts improve their skills because somehow or another, they will return to the living
to fight and evil." It sounds, confusing, so I didn't ask him to elaborate.
"And no, we don't want you to fight anything. You heard your brother's warning, two others are coming to Earth in a year
to avenge him and grab the dragonballs, so therefore, you will be training. But first, we need you to do something really
special." He paused, as if to add dramatic affect, "There is a boy, a couple years younger than you and he really needs help."
"Ok, so where is he? What kinda help does he need?"
"Hmm, maybe 'help' was the wrong word to use, he probably needs more 'support' then 'help'", knowing that made me relax
a little, "But this boy is going through tough times. Actually, his whole life has been one 'tough time' after another, and
it's finally started to wear him down."
"Goku," a pause, "we need you to be a sort of, guardian for this kid. But because you're dead and he isn't, you'll be more
like a guardian angel."
I was gaping at him now. A Guardian Angel?! I can remember Chichi telling Gohan that everytime he was alone or in trouble,
his guardian angel would look after him. Wasn't just a fantasy for kids? Well, I guess I thought wrong.
"Umm, sure. If it can help someone in their life, I'll gladly help!" I gave him my 'Son' grin, and followed him into a
little shed that I hadn't noticed before.
Just before we walked in, King Kai held up his hand to stop me. "I must explain the rules before we go any further." I
gave him a nod, "Firstly, no one can see, hear or feel you, the only exception is your charge, although he can't see or feel
you either, if you are 'touching' him, he will be able to hear you. You can enter his dreams at anytime, but you'll be stuck
there until he awakens, he can see and feel you in his dreams, but you'll be nothing more then a light to him. I've read your
profile, and I know what you're like, you'll see things happen to the kid that you'll want to stop, but you need to remember
that you can't do anything except talk to him. Do you understand?"
I gave him a serious nod and went in the shed. I have no idea what to expect from this kid. He is what!8? 19? 20? Kami,
he is barely out of puberty and already his life bad enough to require someone looking over him. Poor Kid.
The bug king walked to a shelf a picked up a jar of bubbling green liquid, it was like mucus and slime and boogers all
mixed together with a dash of bug guts. I fleetingly wondered if he had killed his family or friends, but I quickly shook
it outta my head. He headed the questionable substance and looked at me expectingly.
Already knowing that I wasn't gonna enjoy the taste, I threw my head and swallowed it all, trying to avoid any of it getting
on my tongue, although that was doomed to fail. The whole room suddenly started spinning and warping, King Kai's face become
just a stretch of blue, then flew past me as if I was travelling at hyper speed. I felt like I was falling, and flying at
the same time, I couldn't tell if I was standing up or lying down.
Then it all went black...
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